I wrote that article about contenders and pretenders yesterday based on Dan Hanzus’s power rankings, and I got to thinking about how bad his were. The New Orleans Saints without Drew Brees over the Pittsburgh Steelers or the Tennessee Titans? The healthy Dallas Cowboys behind the masters of mediocrity, my Las Vegas Raiders?
So I thought to myself, I said, “self, I think you can do it better.”
Ryan Smith’s Perfect Power Rankings (May Edition)
1. Power
2. Rankings
3. Are
4. Stupid
5. And
6. Serve
7. No
8. Legitimate
9. Purpose
10. Even
11. In
12. A
13. Business
14. Based
15. On
16. Subjective
17. Speculation
18. Nobody
19. Is
20. An
21. Expert
22. On
23. All
24. 32
25. Teams
26. And
27. We
28. All
29. Have
30. Personal
31. Biases
32. The Houston Texans
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