Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week One

Every year, around week 13, I get so sick of my picks. They become a nightmare of an obligation, and I eventually post a half-assed parade of picks where I don’t both to explain a single game. SO THIS YEAR, I BROKE THE CODE. I’m literally just posting my picks! I’m not going to explain a single one of them.

Fight me in the street, algorithm.

Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week One

Ryan’s 2021 Record

Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Houston Texans: Jacksonville Jaguars
Los Angeles Chargers @ Washington Football Team: Washington Football Team
Seattle Seahawks @ Indianapolis Colts: Seattle Seahawks
New York Jets @ Carolina Panthers: Carolina Panthers
Minnesota Vikings @ Cincinnati Bengals: Minnesota Vikings
Arizona Cardinals @ Tennessee Titans: Tennessee Titans
San Francisco 49ers @ Detroit Lions: San Francisco 49ers
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Buffalo Bills: Buffalo Bills
Philadelphia Eagles @ Atlanta Falcons: Atlanta Falcons
Cleveland Browns @ Kansas City Chiefs: Kansas City Chiefs
Green Bay Packers @ New Orleans Saints: Green Bay Packers
Denver Broncos @ New York Giants: New York Giants
Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots: Miami Dolphins
Chicago Bears @ Los Angeles Rams: Los Angeles Rams
Baltimore Ravens @ Las Vegas Raiders: Baltimore Ravens

My lock of the week is the Jacksonville Jaguars beating the Houston Texans. I just think the Houston Texans could teach a masterclass on mismanagement. I don’t remember the last time I saw a roster with such little talent, and I’m a Raiders fan, as well as an honorary member of Browns Twitter.

Some picks I’m not sure about? The Chargers/Football Team game could go either way. I’m not in love with the Jets/Panthers pick. I wouldn’t be shocked if the Steelers beat the Bills. I sincerely hope Cleveland upsets Kansas City. The Patriots could surprise people this year, starting with a week one upset of the Dolphins (what a weird sentence). And finally, my Raiders could beat the Ravens.

Hey, ya never know.


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