Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Five

Every year, around week 13, I get so sick of my picks. They become a nightmare of an obligation, and I eventually post a half-assed parade of picks where I don’t both to explain a single game. SO THIS YEAR, I BROKE THE CODE. I’m literally just posting my picks! I’m not going to explain a single one of them.

Fight me in the street, algorithm.

Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Five

Ryan’s 2021 Record
Wins- 38
Losses- 26
Percentage- 59.3%

Los Angeles Rams @ Seattle Seahawks – Los Angeles Rams
New York Jets @ Atlanta Falcons- Atlanta Falcons
Detroit Lions @ Minnesota Vikings- Minnesota Vikings
New Orleans Saints @ Washington Football Team- Washington Football Team
New England Patriots @ Houston Texans- New England Patriots
Miami Dolphins @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Green Bay Packers @ Cincinnati Bengals- Green Bay Packers
Denver Broncos @ Pittsburgh Steelers- Denver Broncos
Philadelphia Eagles @ Carolina Panthers- Carolina Panthers
Tennessee Titans @ Jacksonville Jaguars- Tennessee Titans
Cleveland Browns @ Los Angeles Chargers- Cleveland Browns
Chicago Bears @ Las Vegas Raiders- Las Vegas Raiders
San Francisco 49ers @ Arizona Cardinals- Arizona Cardinals
New York Giants @ Dallas Cowboys- Dallas Cowboys
Buffalo Bills @ Kansas City Chiefs- Buffalo Bills
Indianapolis Colts @Baltimore Ravens- Baltimore Ravens

Tom didn’t exactly “smash” the Pats, but he did win, and my locks are 2-2 now. This week’s lock is a massive October win, with the Buffalo Bills avenging their AFC Championship loss. Some iffy ones include the Raiders over the Bears, the Cards over the 9ers, and the Browns over the Chargers.