Every year, around week 13, I get so sick of my picks. They become a nightmare of an obligation, and I eventually post a half-assed parade of picks where I don’t both to explain a single game. SO THIS YEAR, I BROKE THE CODE. I’m literally just posting my picks! I’m not going to explain a single one of them.
Fight me in the street, algorithm.
Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Eight
Ryan’s 2021 Record
Green Bay Packers @ Arizona Cardinals- Arizona Cardinals
Carolina Panthers @ Atlanta Falcons- Atlanta Falcons
Tennessee Titans @ Indianapolis Colts- Tennessee Titans
Miami Dolphins @ Buffalo Bills- Buffalo Bills
Cincinnati Bengals @ New York Jets- Cincinnati Bengals
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cleveland Browns- Cleveland Browns
Philadelphia Eagles @ Detroit Lions- Philadelphia Eagles
Los Angeles Rams @ Houston Texans- Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco 49ers @ Chicago Bears- San Francisco 49ers
New England Patriots @ Los Angeles Chargers- Los Angeles Chargers
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Seattle Seahawks- Seattle Seahawks
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ New Orleans Saints- Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Washington Football Team @ Denver Broncos- Washington Football Team
Dallas Cowboys @ Minnesota Vikings- Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants @ Kansas City Chiefs- Kansas City Chiefs
My locks, just like my Raiders and my fantasy football team, have moved to 5-2! I’m gonna lock in the Chiefs rebounding and beating the Giants. I don’t think the Giants are quite good enough to take advantage of KC’s weaknesses. I feel icky about quite a few of these games. Steelers/Browns is icky, Bears/9ers is icky, and honestly, I wouldn’t be shocked if the Vikings upset the Cowboys. We’ll see!