Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Nine

WHOOPS! I forgot to publish!

Every year, around week 13, I get so sick of my picks. They become a nightmare of an obligation, and I eventually post a half-assed parade of picks where I don’t both to explain a single game. SO THIS YEAR, I BROKE THE CODE. I’m literally just posting my picks! I’m not going to explain a single one of them.

Fight me in the street, algorithm.

Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Nine

Ryan’s 2021 Record
Wins- 78
Losses- 44
Percentage- 63.9%

New York Jets @ Indianapolis Colts- Indianapolis Colts*
Las Vegas Raiders @ New York Giants- Las Vegas Raiders
Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Saints- New Orleans Saints
Buffalo Bills @ Jacksonville Jaguars- Buffalo Bills
Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals- Cincinnati Bengals
New England Patriots @ Carolina Panthers- New England Patriots
Denver Broncos @ Dallas Cowboys- Dallas Cowboys
Minnesota Vikings @ Baltimore Ravens- Minnesota Vikings
Houston Texans @ Miami Dolphins- Miami Dolphins
Los Angeles Chargers @ Philadelphia Eagles- Los Angeles Chargers
Green Bay Packers @ Kansas City Chiefs- Kansas City Chiefs
Arizona Cardinals @ San Francisco 49ers- Arizona Cardinals
Tennessee Titans @ Los Angeles Rams- Los Angeles Rams
Chicago Bears @ Pittsburgh Steelers- Pittsburgh Steelers

I forgot to publish, I would’ve picked the Colts, but I’m accepting the loss.

My lockskis are 6-2! I’m on a red hot roll baybay! My lock this week? I’ll say the Cowboys beating up on the Denver Broncos, finally doing enough to cost Vic Fangio his job. I’m a little worried about the Raiders/Giants game, how will the Silver and Black rebound from the last week? I’m taking a big gamble picking against the Ravens after the bye. And man, who even knows what in the world is going on with the New England Patriots on any given week.