Ryan wrote a spoiler-free review where he said, "don't see mortal kombat," but it wasn't enough, so he's here to exercise his nerd rage.
It's a Wednesday afternoon, you can't drink because you have work early Thursday morning, and reality is unbearable. So why not take a few shots at "trendy" internet debates.
Ryan liked the new Star Wars trilogy, but he certainly didn't love them. He thinks he's figured out why they didn't live up to the hype.
Just in case you're tired of Ryan trying to predict what happens next season, we let the computers give it a try, simulating all of next season. The results are hilarious.
It's a day ending in Y so Ryan is probably reminding everyone that they don't appreciate Scream enough.