Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Seven

Posers post their pick records but not their picks, Ryan only poses for thirst trap mirror selfies.

Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Six

RYAN REGRETS DOING THESE PICKS. THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED.

Batting .500 is fantastic in baseball. Godlike, really. But this is football, and picking .500 is unbecoming of a supposed deity.

Ryan's picks are coming around... unfortunately.

Nobody wants to buy the Bronco hype because they've beaten the three worst teams in football, but Ryan is still wary of the Orange Crush.

The Ravens have to re-sign Lamar Jackson, but they can't make the same mistake they made in 2013.

10-6 > 8-8, let's see if Ryan's winning trend continues.

After knocking off two AFC contenders, it is the Dolphins, a team that got washed by 35 points, will be the true barometer for the Raiders.

After a dreary .500 start, Ryan tries again!

You wanna see a grown man post his picks with Orange Cassidy-esque passion and effort?