Tom Brady retired today, and Ryan, who throws darts at a picture of his face, is sad about it.
Tom Brady: There Will Never Be Another
The Overtime Rules Are Fine
"Stop changing the rules to benefit the offense" turns into "please make life easier for the offense" when you're not happy with the result of a game.
The Las Vegas Raiders Should Avoid “The Patriot Way”
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but it won't get you everywhere.
Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Nine
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Eight
Picking some more picks. Picksburgh. Fried Pickles.
Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Seven
Posers post their pick records but not their picks, Ryan only poses for thirst trap mirror selfies.
Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Six
RYAN REGRETS DOING THESE PICKS. THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED.
Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Five
Batting .500 is fantastic in baseball. Godlike, really. But this is football, and picking .500 is unbecoming of a supposed deity.
Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Four
Ryan's picks are coming around... unfortunately.
Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Three
10-6 > 8-8, let's see if Ryan's winning trend continues.
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