Tom Brady: There Will Never Be Another

Tom Brady retired today, and Ryan, who throws darts at a picture of his face, is sad about it.

Ryan’s Regrettable 2021 NFL Picks: Week Nine

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

Picking some more picks. Picksburgh. Fried Pickles.

Posers post their pick records but not their picks, Ryan only poses for thirst trap mirror selfies.

RYAN REGRETS DOING THESE PICKS. THE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED.

Batting .500 is fantastic in baseball. Godlike, really. But this is football, and picking .500 is unbecoming of a supposed deity.

Ryan's picks are coming around... unfortunately.

10-6 > 8-8, let's see if Ryan's winning trend continues.

After a dreary .500 start, Ryan tries again!

You wanna see a grown man post his picks with Orange Cassidy-esque passion and effort?